With partners' consent 12 Without
partners' consent 187
UNHOOKING BRA..
Using two calm hands
7 Using one trembling hand 96
GETTING INTO BED..
Lifting
partner 15 Dragging partner along floor 16 Using skateboard
3
ACHIEVING ERECTION..
For a normal healthy man 2.5 For a
normal healthy woman 549 Losing erection 0.5 Searching for it
115
PUTTING ON RUBBER..
With erection 1.5 Without erection
300
INSERTING DIAPHRAGM..
If the woman who does it
is: Experienced 6 Inexperienced 72
If a man does it, regardless of
experience 680 (add 5 calories for retrieving it from across the
room!) With womans consent 50 Without womans consent
300
INSERTION..
If woman is ready 0.5 If man is not
274
ORGASM..
Real 27 Faked 160
POSSIBLE
SIDE-EFFECTS..
Bouncing 7 Sliding around 9 Serious skidding
12 Whiplash 27
ORGASM INTENSITY SCALE..
Shoes flew off
35 Expression didn't change 0.5 Orchestra played 6 Birds sang: Large
birds 7 Small birds 3 Earth moved 30 Contact lenses bounced off ceiling
50
PULLING OUT..
After orgasm 0.5 Just before orgasm
500
PENIS ENVY..
For woman 3 For man 72
AGGRAVATION
FACTORS..
Partner keeps showing you his/her plants 5 Partner insists
on cuddling dog/cat 14 Partner is taking phone calls 7 Partner is making
phone calls 40
GETTING CAUGHT..
By partners' spouse 60 By your
spouse 60.5 Trying to explain 165 Trying to remain calm 100 Leaping out
of bed 25 Getting dressed in one large motion 300 Thanking partner quickly
2
POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY..
Italian..man on top, woman
in kitchen 26 Russian..woman on bottom, man getting permission
55 English..side by side with lights off 10 Scots..woman on top, man on
whisky 69 American..both on top 60
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